Teaser #2 for Walker
We debated about putting the kid who picked his nose on Facebook, and while Elise was all for it, I doubted she would actually do it. We talked about lunch, what people were saying about JCru, how I had obtained mild celebrity among those who JCru had wronged.
Maybe the rumors she would spread wouldn’t get as far. We made a list of what she was going to spread about me:
1. I had herpes and had given it to half the basketball team.
2. I got kicked out of my old school because I was caught hooking.
3. I not only was sleeping with the basketball team but half the male faculty.
4. I liked to take ecstasy and loved putting out to it.
5. I had a sixth toe and it was positively disgusting and made me a freak.
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